The Smartest Man In the World
A Grandmother, Boy scout, Teacher, and the Smartest Man in the world were on a plane. After a while, it was known that plane was failing and was about to crash. There were only three parachutes, and four passengers. Being the Smartest Man in the world, he took a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The teacher, also being smart, thought to herself, 'teachers are needed in the world to teach their knowledge to other.' So with that, she took a parachute and jumped out the plane.
The Grandmother, being very wise, said to the boy scout, "I am old. I have lived my life. You are still a young boy. Go, and take the last parachute." But the Boy scout said, "No, it's okay. There are two parachutes left. The Smartest Man in the world took my backpack."
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue!
Akela buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. Akela says, "I want my £20 million." The man replied, "No, sorry sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." Akela said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. Akela, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my £20 million right now, then I want my pound back!"
INTERESTING FACTS
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong
Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
Average number of people airborne over the USA any given hour: 61,000.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts-Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
